Hi, I am trading my sig I made, for your ipod touch.

http://img3.imagetitan.com/img1/1/7/spideykyle.gif

US ONLY PLS.

Ur wanting some one to trade there ipod touch for tht?

Ur wanting some one to trade there ipod touch for tht?
Yes sir, your interested?

Yes sir, your interested?

Meeeeeee... Are you kidding right?

If this was supposed to be a joke it wasn't very funny.

Meeeeeee... Are you kidding right?
Dear Sir,

The "records of the law" state that bidding on an auction is a binding contract and therefore you are compelled to complete the transaction.

Here is what will happen. On Monday, the 26th, 2007, I will mail you a certified letter requesting that you remit payment in the amount of $300.00 USD. You will have 30 days to comply.

If you do not provide payment in 30 days a case will be filed against you in Walworth County, South Dakota for $300.00 plus court costs. You will be summoned to appear before a Judge. If you fail to appear a judgment will be issued against you in absentia and an Order of Execution will be issued.

I will send the Court Order to the Sheriff of Fairfield, County and request that he exercise it against your personal property. According to the "record of the law" he will seize your property and that property will be sold at public auction. The $300.00 will be sent to me and whatever is left will likely be absorbed by the disposal fees that the Sheriff imposes.

Should your property not bring enough to cover the amount owed to me, a lien will be placed on your back accounts and any available funds will be removed and delivered to me.


Your really need to get on track and make a decision.

http://ilt.eff.org/index.php/Contracts:_Online_Auctions

This will certainly change your mind.

"Lim v. The.TV Corp. Int’l, 99 Cal.App.4th 684 (2002). The court held that the winning bid in an online auction for registration of a domain name could result in an enforceable contract, giving rise to a cause of action for breach of contract."

That is called precedence, but since you are under 18 you cannot legally enter into a binding contract so I will be suing your parents for willful interference in interstate commerce. It will happen as I outlined earlier. I will file suit in South Dakota and they can decide whether to come and answer.

Good day.

If you decide to send the ipod I will cheerfully send you the signiture, but as of now you are binded.

Dear Sir,

The "records of the law" state that bidding on an auction is a binding contract and therefore you are compelled to complete the transaction.

Here is what will happen. On Monday, the 26th, 2007, I will mail you a certified letter requesting that you remit payment in the amount of $300.00 USD. You will have 30 days to comply.

If you do not provide payment in 30 days a case will be filed against you in Walworth County, South Dakota for $300.00 plus court costs. You will be summoned to appear before a Judge. If you fail to appear a judgment will be issued against you in absentia and an Order of Execution will be issued.

I will send the Court Order to the Sheriff of Fairfield, County and request that he exercise it against your personal property. According to the "record of the law" he will seize your property and that property will be sold at public auction. The $300.00 will be sent to me and whatever is left will likely be absorbed by the disposal fees that the Sheriff imposes.

Should your property not bring enough to cover the amount owed to me, a lien will be placed on your back accounts and any available funds will be removed and delivered to me.


Your really need to get on track and make a decision.

http://ilt.eff.org/index.php/Contracts:_Online_Auctions

This will certainly change your mind.

"Lim v. The.TV Corp. Int’l, 99 Cal.App.4th 684 (2002). The court held that the winning bid in an online auction for registration of a domain name could result in an enforceable contract, giving rise to a cause of action for breach of contract."

That is called precedence, but since you are under 18 you cannot legally enter into a binding contract so I will be suing your parents for willful interference in interstate commerce. It will happen as I outlined earlier. I will file suit in South Dakota and they can decide whether to come and answer.

Good day.

If you decide to send the ipod I will cheerfully send you the signiture, but as of now you are binded.

That made me laugh. Saying "Meeeeee" is not a 'contract'. :rolleyes:

This thread is ridiculous.

haha ur crazy no one will trade u

That made me laugh. Saying "Meeeeee" is not a 'contract'. :rolleyes:

This thread is ridiculous.

Sir, this is an online contract, if a person has placed a bid he/she is binded to it.

Well I just right-clicked and selected 'save'. So thanks.

Sir, this is an online contract, if a person has placed a bid he/she is binded to it.

Again, saying "Meeeee" does not mean he placed a bid.

Well I just right-clicked and selected 'save'. So thanks.
Sir, that is illegal to do on the internet. I will be filing a complaint to your registar.

Thank you.

haha no one has bid though

Lol...You can tell he was kidding...Hence the "...Are you kidding right?"

Sir, that is illegal to do on the internet. I will be filing a complaint to your registar.

Thank you.

I wish you all the luck in the world with that. You'll need it.

Again, saying "Meeeee" does not mean he placed a bid.
Sir, saying "Meeeeee" infact does. If the "Meee" exceeds 23 characters it is not. His "Meee" was not longer than 23 characters. Learn your facts.

ur an idiot ha

Sir, saying "Meeeeee" infact does. If the "Meee" exceeds 23 characters it is not. His "Meee" was not longer than 23 characters. Learn your facts.

I am not sure if you are being sarcastic, but the "sir" is starting to get annoying.

Wow, I have seen some stupid threads in my time, but this one clearly takes the cake.

You are trying to trade a sig. of Spiderman with what I assume is your name and username from another forums for an iPod touch.

Please tell me that this is a joke.

BTW, Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (deep breath) eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eee

Wow, I have seen some stupid threads in my time, but this one clearly takes the cake.

You are trying to trade a sig. of Spiderman with what I assume is your name and username from another forums for an iPod touch.

Please tell me that this is a joke.

BTW, Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (deep breath) eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eee Sir please, stay out of this. :o

I am not sure if you are being sarcastic, but the "sir" is starting to get annoying.

I feel so sorry for you. I DARE You to try to take that to any court, they will laugh in your face. also, how are you going to a) get his/her real name so you can start the papers process and b) get his/her physical address that will allow you to serve those court papers.

To you i wish you a do.

also.

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


and how are you going to get my registar.

i am waiting foor u to say "haha im just kidding"

Sir, that is illegal to do on the internet. I will be filing a complaint to your registar.

Thank you.

Did you just get out of law school and are happy that you can finally use what you've learned in the real world? Apparently they didn't teach you that if you even tried to bring this to court you would get laughed at.

Sir, I would like to Sir inform you Sir that you Sir are not Sir going to get Sir any serious Sir responses Sir to Sir this Sir thread Sir.

ur just a scammer :mad: THATS IT!!

Sir, you are a smart ass.

I will give you 1 million dollars for your sig. Please send the sig first. Thanks.

Sir, I just wanted to bind myself in ont his too. Because it would be funny to see you try to bring me to court.

Ps. Sir, I just right clicked>save file to desktop

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeez!

I will give you 1 million dollars for your sig. Please send the sig first. Thanks.

Haha, I can't breath! :D

At OP: I hope you know that everyone is secretly laughing at you. :rolleyes:

hahaha This is so stupid tht were fighting over this ha

I'll have it.:eek:

Infact - He asked am I kidding?.

In return that means he thought the deal was such a great deal it couldn't be real.

Hes binded.

Sir,I would like to inform you and your moronic propostiton is a pure waste of space. Sir, I'll make you an offer,please sir,get the **** out,and I'll pay you 1 cent...mee<3

Infact - He asked am I kidding?.

In return that means he thought the deal was such a great deal it couldn't be real.

Hes binded.

...And here comes the "Haha I was just kidding, I can't believe you guys believed me!" part.

LMFAO ROTFL......Take him to court immeditally ahaha cause u could tell he was so serious ha

...And here comes the "Haha I was just kidding, I can't believe you guys believed me!" part.

I'm still waiting for the "I now know what a wifi is" part..... Sir.

I have called and will get the claims to the following houses:
xALeXzx
Rawd
Collateral
GeorgeGabriel

To find your registar I will simply look up your ip address to find the abuse@host email.
Thanks.
Have a nice day.

haha tht would be hilarious ha

I have called and will get the claims to the following houses:
xALeXzx
Rawd
Collateral
GeorgeGabriel

To find your registar I will simply look up your ip address to find the abuse@host email.
Thanks.
Have a nice day.

I believe I said MEEEEEEZ! too, so I want on that list.

Now we wait haha

I have called and will get the claims to the following houses:
xALeXzx
Rawd
Collateral
GeorgeGabriel

To find your registar I will simply look up your ip address to find the abuse@host email.
Thanks.
Have a nice day.

You, "sir", can now leave. Have a nice day and don't let the door hit you on the way out.

You, "sir", can now leave. Have a nice day and don't let the door hit you on the way out.

Might knock some sense into him...

BTW, 700th post! I can't believe I got it in this thread...

I believe I said MEEEEEEZ! too, so I want on that list.
Spoon I always thought of you as a good guy. But this has gone to far, you will be added to the list.

Happy Holidays.

Don't worry, I already have the sig.
Congrats on the 700 Posts. Add to your signature.

Thanks for putting me on Santa's good list skyline_-.
Wait, what's the list for again...

Spoon I always thought of you as a good guy. But this has gone to far, you will be added to the list.

Happy Holidays.

What list! I want to be on the 'list', it sounds fun! Pretty please!

haha he probbly would try to bring this to court

What list! I want to be on the 'list', it sounds fun! Pretty please!
It's not santa's good list?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! [Star Wars]

ha and congrats on the 700

What list! I want to be on the 'list', it sounds fun! Pretty please!
Sir, you are put under harrasment I will take care of it soon.

Sir, you are put under harrasment I will take care of it soon.

Cool .

Sir, You are gay, please take my court case up the rear :D

Sir, you are put under harrasment I will take care of it soon.


someones been watching a little bit too much of cops and court tv...

Sir, I think that we should all counter sue you for the distress ur putting on everyone,,:)

AHA
Man this guy is screwed up

Sir, You are like my uncle's mexican boyfriend, please take my court case up the rear :D
Fixed. And Where's the rest of the list?
I was sure that there were more good boys and girls on Santa's good list.

He's making a list, he's checking it twice, he's entering you into a legally binding contract for saying Meee with under 23 characters... wait that's not how it goes...

someones been watching a little bit too much of cops and court tv...

I agree, it is probably some 13 year old kid who just discovered court tv and is excited to threaten people in an online forum.

He's making a list, he's checking it twice, he's entering you into a legally binding contract for saying Meee with under 23 characters... wait that's not how it goes...

You sir, are now on the list. You said "Meee", sir I will see you in court.

Merry christmas!

He's making a list, he's checking it twice, he's entering you into a legally binding contract for saying Meee with under 23 characters... wait that's not how it goes...
I actually lolled. Congratulations. My new signature.

ok, i'll stop posting if you can PM me my ip address.

also, where am I, my me only had 22 letters, according to you thats under the restraint.

hahhahaha this is so funny

I actually lolled. Congratulations. My new signature.


Sniff :o this is the happiest day of my life :D Glad you like it.

(This thread is making my day!)

I agree
This guy is so cranky, i bet he's as straight as a round-a-bout

yours and everyone elses ha

Oh, and whule we are spamming!
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
:D

Oh, and a happy new year! :)

this is pure spam,lawl GG to the lawyer that started this thread

haha can we kick this guy off the site?

haha can we kick this guy off the site?
If we happens to be a super moderator.

No offense but your an idiot. saved to my comp, thanks!

No offense but your an idiot. saved to my comp, thanks!
If I was a mod with one of those fancy image signatures that would so be there right now.

Spamming is also not allowed due to the law. Spammers will soon be at court with me.

Thanks.

haha "a113524c" ur a super mod can u kick him??

Spamming is also not allowed due to the law. Spammers will soon be at court with me.

Thanks.

It's on. It's on.

haha "a113524c" ur a super mod can u kick him??
To be honest, id have to give him another case of physical harrasment if he kicked me.

Thanks.

Well, I will gladly take that second harassment charge. You have been *kicked* (by chuck norris, of course)

http://www.thepat.org/Sportsguy/Sports%20Post10_files/image006.jpg

To be honest, id have to give him another case of physical harrasment if he kicked me.

Thanks.

Kicking is kind of hard to do over the magical world wide web.
But virtual kicks are awesome.
http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/309037/2/istockphoto_309037_karate_kick.jpg

I think this one is better:
Sir, I will contact local media networks now, you have ripped my work without my permission.
This can result into a fine of $300,000.00

He thinks were actualy going to kick him "Phyiscly"? OMG ha

Sir, I will contact local media networks now, you have ripped my work without my permission.
This can result into a fine of $300,000.00

Untrue. It's completely different.
In his, Spiderman has a red suit.
In yours... Spiderman has a red suit.

To be honest, id have to give him another case of physical harrasment if he kicked me.

Thanks.

And here we have everything that is wrong with america, personified.

Well to tell you the truth, here are the charges I'm going to against you:

1) Manslaughter-- All those innocent brain cells.
2) Theft-- Taking away my precious time by my reading of your ridiculous posts.
3) Indecency-- It's insulting that you actually posted this.
4) First Degree Assault on the English Language-- Sir

Untrue. It's completely different.
In his, Spiderman has a red suit.
In yours... Spiderman has a red suit.

Sir I can prove that orginally the artwork was done by me.

I can see thsi thread getting quickly out of control. Closed.

Oh well, it was fun while it lasted. :(