I wanted to start a thread where people could describe their preferred iPod. For Example:


I want an iPod that i can watch TV and listen to the radio, along with automagically getting album art and lyrics. i want a fingerprint reader pass code screen and FREE apps. i want Bluetooth, and i want IR so i can use it as a universal remote.

Anyone want to add on...

I want my Ipod to give me blowjobs, and I wanna play xbox 360 on it =D

I want my Ipod to give me blowjobs, and I wanna play xbox 360 on it =D

same here lol:)

and can update podcasts automatically, and view other podcasts free streamed like with apple tv.

And a free sdk with all apps free.

Edit: an iSight camera would be nice, too.

and we can't forget a camera! or maybe purchase it pre-jailbroken?

Touch Screen like Touch
Anodised Aluminium casing, but not crappy design like the nano. It should look sexy like the MacBook air.
Everything like flash and java
Radio.
If not, Media player and realplayer capabilities.
Access to Miniclip. The keyboard should change to just be buttons and whatever keys necessary.
Podcasts updated auto through iTunes etc
Fingerprint reader would be very cool.
Mail App that automatically worked with hotmail. (rassa-frassa...)
Bluetooth - For use with printers and sending/recieving music without plugging in - or to phones etc
I would settle for it being slightly larger/heavier so it had a longer battrey life. Just an hour extra for Internet browsing would suit.
802.1 x Wi-Fi for School/College/Business useage. Otherwise I can only use it at home/starbucks... :S
MSN app to download. Proper working MSN with everything like the program, not just some crappy web-based app like Meebo. Not that I dislike Meebo.
That suits me fine. As well as everything else the iTouch has.


M

yea, i forgot auto podcast updating. i want the iphone type back tho.

http://www.YouriPodTouch4free.com/index.php?ref=4760542

MOD, PLEASE BAN HIM, ALL OF HIS POSTS HAVE BEEN TO THIS LINK!!!

and can update podcasts automatically, and view other podcasts free streamed like with apple tv.

And a free sdk with all apps free.

Edit: an iSight camera would be nice, too.
isight??? pfft! 10mp with hd video recording and the ability to upload directly to youtube, photobucket facebook and flikr

isight??? pfft! 10mp with hd video recording and the ability to upload directly to youtube, photobucket facebook and flikr

NOW, we are getting somewhere!:cool:

thank you. and itd also have the same but better interface like the iphone and ipot. it would have something like the appstore or installer with 59843957867587657987096868657748375876578657685-96789890796755548585343963 apps to choose from. ps3 and xbox360 emulators would finish it off. oh yeah, more memory, and speakers, and itd come with a dock and power adapter. and itd come with better earphones:)

400 terabytes of storage

I like how they don't even have XBox 360 emu's for the PC lol. On the TOUCH! HAHA Rep to you.

those would be awesome. id pay up to £350 for all of those features!!

i want to visit 56.com, tudou.com, google video, veoh, etc and watch tv shows with a fast flash app. Id also like to see more games like flOw and LocoRoco or point and click adventures ported over.

400 terabytes of storage

dont be stupid you want the 500TB iPhone like this guy

http://youtube.com/watch?v=v5Q0rC2bO64

I wanted to start a thread where people could describe their preferred iPod. For Example:


I want an iPod that i can watch TV and listen to the radio, along with automagically getting album art and lyrics. i want a fingerprint reader pass code screen and FREE apps. i want Bluetooth, and i want IR so i can use it as a universal remote.

Anyone want to add on...


No offence but this is an IPOD!! Not a computer! I'm happy will everything my jb 1.1.4 iPod gives me.:D

dont be stupid you want the 500TB iPhone like this guy

http://youtube.com/watch?v=v5Q0rC2bO64

why stop at 500 tb? why not 1000 exabytes (1,048,576,000tb) for 26,214,400,000,000 songs?

keep the look of the curnt iPod touch and add

160gb
tit bit more ram
iSight
flash
real speaker
mic for voice notes and voip
magic money makeing machine.

i want one that can be my sexual partner

actually, the most that i found on google is...wait for it...a yottabyte. thats gigabyte, then terabyte, then perabyte, then exabyte, then zettabyte, then yottabyte. but thats just a bit too ott. it would have speakers, big ones at that. ill write up a list. it would be 4mm thick, ...
so so far we have...
add to the list

500tb storage
10mp camera
hd video recording
powerful flash (as in light)
java
im app
edge
3g (it could be a phone)
loads of themes and mods availiable with installer and appstore
802.11 a/b/g/n/x
radio
aluminium
iphysics
loads of games
sdk
appstore
shake control
trackid
photo editor
imagics
gps
save pics from internet
customize app and smb pre installed
flash
installer app
ps3 and xbox360 emulators
speakers
microphone
fingerprint reader for passcode
Bluetooth
Ir

lol all of these would be frickin awesome, but wouldn't be an iPod no more. more like iPC or PortableApple or iComputer...but still.. wouldn't say no lol

wow

i didnt check back for a week and see what happens... and like WOW

i want one that can be my sexual partner

Yours isn't? Wow, you've been out of the loop. :D

Yours isn't? Wow, you've been out of the loop. :D

i lol'd very niiice i use mine as a strap on :rolleyes: whatever turns her on ey.

so any other ideas? then we can submit this to apple. lol

I want a physical keyboard with a joystick (or 2).

Tv
Detailed touch screen ( finger print)
GPS
IR
12.38 mp video camera
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 TB
3g
It's own ultra-fast wireless internet network
Its free
Photoshop
Pen/stylus mode for use as a tablet ( pressure sensitive)
Enlargable screen
Unlimited battery life
iRequest: ask for apple to make an app yoiu want and they will make it
Free upgrades.

Oh.. And contact search.

I want a physical keyboard with a joystick (or 2).

Tv
Detailed touch screen ( finger print)
GPS
IR
12.38 mp video camera
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 TB
3g
It's own ultra-fast wireless internet network
Its free
Photoshop
Pen/stylus mode for use as a tablet ( pressure sensitive)
Enlargable screen
Unlimited battery life
iRequest: ask for apple to make an app yoiu want and they will make it
Free upgrades.

Oh.. And contact search.
haha irequest is a great idea. and teyll make themes too

Ok I Make 1 Post With Everything Everyone Wants In Its Ipod:

A Pc

i want one that can be my sexual partner

Why cant get a real one? jk

Anyways i just want flash, free apps and software upgrades, a camera, umm thats about it.

I want my ipod to turn into a hooters girl. I also want my pod to magically turn in to a motocross bike cuz they rockkk

Touch Screen like Touch
Anodised Aluminium casing, but not crappy design like the nano. It should look sexy like the MacBook air.
Everything like flash and java
Radio.
If not, Media player and realplayer capabilities.
Access to Miniclip. The keyboard should change to just be buttons and whatever keys necessary.
Podcasts updated auto through iTunes etc
Fingerprint reader would be very cool.
Mail App that automatically worked with hotmail. (rassa-frassa...)
Bluetooth - For use with printers and sending/recieving music without plugging in - or to phones etc
I would settle for it being slightly larger/heavier so it had a longer battrey life. Just an hour extra for Internet browsing would suit.
802.1 x Wi-Fi for School/College/Business useage. Otherwise I can only use it at home/starbucks... :S
MSN app to download. Proper working MSN with everything like the program, not just some crappy web-based app like Meebo. Not that I dislike Meebo.
That suits me fine. As well as everything else the iTouch has.


M

yea i would love bluetooth...a better casing 4 it..similar to the iphone:D wifi and internet everywhere so i can browse wherever i want not just at home and skewl:p touch screen ..and last but not least flash..:rolleyes:

Oh yeah, I forgot flash, java, shockwave and bluetooth.

yeah i forgot about shockwave and that irequest thing is awesome! but thatd just so not happen!
*3 months later in WWDC steve jobs on the stage*
'so today were going to release this new thing. its called irequest where we make apps...'
lol