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awsome I can't wait to take this for a test run, Ill get back to you if I av any problems, thanks for this:D

Khaos, i heard u talked to Skip, Well, if you join our team ill be happy to put this on.

Khaos, i heard u talked to Skip, Well, if you join our team ill be happy to put this on.

Ok actually i consider it again

Haha, I actually enjoyed this! I know my girlfriend will actually like this as she likes jokes, poor ones too, the poor ones are always the best as well!

It'd be good if you got the categories up and running soon with more jokes but other than that it's actually a pretty good application! :)

Well you cant select any other subjects yet i hope you fix it soon.
You should also add a main.png to each subject.So another background on each subject.But only 1 working background picture would be nice , too.

THis is pretty cool, I like

THis is pretty cool, I like

Happy You Do, Still Working On Subjects Having Alot Of Trouble Here :(

nooo, it doesnt work for me

edit : whooops, now it works, i restarted it and guess what ? IT WORKS!, i just opened the app, i never tried it yet and im excited :P

Either within the next hour or day i will release v0.2 Over 500 Dis's!

I love this app
I already used it :D

v0.2 Is OUT!

Check First Post

481 Dis's!

uhm i have a fix for you. dis # 169 it says "yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions"

i think you need to get rid of has.

oh BTW this app is amazing. made me laugh for a while :cool:

uhm i have a fix for you. dis # 169 it says "yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions"

i think you need to get rid of has.

oh BTW this app is amazing. made me laugh for a while :cool:

yea alot of these will need fixes, it will be in v0.3, i have to look at each one and make them right lol

i can't wait for the full version

want this hosted on our repo khaos ? :P just pm bigdaveyj back and confirm or pm me . :P

want this hosted on our repo khaos ? :P just pm bigdaveyj back and confirm or pm me . :P

No It Will Be On Mine In An Hour Or So

i can't wait for the full version

Lol



TO EVERYONE WHO DOWNLOADED IT BEFORE THIS POST:

I UPDATED IT AGAIN, REDOWNLOAD IT, ITS STILL V0.2, JUST FIXED THE CANCEL BUTTON IN SETTINGS

Once i finish this app, i am gonna make one dedicated to jokes (Like jokes at a party)

just to point out, did you base this on the Excuses app, cuz its the exact same look, etc. everything is the same...

just to point out, did you base this on the Excuses app, cuz its the exact same look, etc. everything is the same...

I Messed up with the files because i replaced the main.js with the excuses one, i am trying to get it from someone who downloaded it and has it on his ipod working, Re-download it

I Messed up with the files because i replaced the main.js with the excuses one, i am trying to get it from someone who downloaded it and has it on his ipod working, Re-download it


Oh ok cant wait until final then

this is awesome thanks a lot

Also 400 Posts :D

Update: You Can Now Install It Through Installer, Check First Post

I have 1.1.4, but I cant find /Applications on any of the folder especiall on the link you said "/private/var/Applications"

SO I installed it though the installer instead, but when I open YoMomma it opens but it closes again 4 some weird reason.

I have 1.1.4, but I cant find /Applications on any of the folder especiall on the link you said "/private/var/Applications"

SO I installed it though the installer instead, but when I open YoMomma it opens but it closes again 4 some weird reason.

just add the source and install through installer

thx I got it to work now, its awesome!

i like this, one of the better ones.

just add the source and install through installer

Yeah, but it still crashes after 2 seconds.

Yeah, but it still crashes after 2 seconds.

did you install Jiggy Runtime, like the notice said and like i said on the first post?

Yes, I did. I also have other jiggy apps on my pod and they work pretty well so far.

However, I copied your txt files to my MobilesNotes ^^

I know someone thats gonna get a great kick outta this.
Thing is he'll whinge with it being incomplete as it is (why dont people understand the word beta;)) so I made the subjects work, can tap on the screen to change diss's and some other little changes.
http://cdkpaez.googlepages.com/YoMomma.app.rar
Keep in mind Im really not a brilliant coder, I dont know much JS and I dont know Jiggy at all.....i just made a few small changes to get the functionality i wanted...didnt care much if it was the best way or not, just a quick fix.
There's a couple of other changes Id make to the code, but its yours so Ill back off now ;).
OH...and keep it up....i really do like momma jokes :P

I know someone thats gonna get a great kick outta this.
Thing is he'll whinge with it being incomplete as it is (why dont people understand the word beta;)) so I made the subjects work, can tap on the screen to change diss's and some other little changes.
http://cdkpaez.googlepages.com/YoMomma.app.rar
Keep in mind Im really not a brilliant coder, I dont know much JS and I dont know Jiggy at all.....i just made a few small changes to get the functionality i wanted...didnt care much if it was the best way or not, just a quick fix.
There's a couple of other changes Id make to the code, but its yours so Ill back off now ;).
OH...and keep it up....i really do like momma jokes :P

doesn't work and no offense but i am working on the subjects

nvm, it works perfectly, THX

Ill edit it a bit, but thank you so much, REP +

:D

v0.5 IS OUT! Subjects Are Working!

Coming Next:

v1.0

Just gotta fix some spelling, make a few tweaks and its all DONE!

Almost v1.0 Release, Making Some Tweaks, Spelling

hello again
I appreciated the thanx, its so nice not to be totally ignored ;)
And I saw your comment in that other thread and I thought Id do the other loading way for ya, its more effecient in that the old code use to load and then split the list file every time it got an item...this one only loads and splits the list when you change subjects.
Theres a slight thing tho...ummm....i did a bit more :)
Before I continue I just wanna say that I know this is your baby and Im not trying to steal your glory or any crap like that....i just liked what your doing, have an interest in Jiggy and thought Id help out, if you dont want me to you just have to say...ok?
But anywayz, Ive added a touch more. It will now remember what subject was selected the last time you used it. It also goes to the page and selects the subject when you go to subjects....so they know what subject their on.
// com.khaos139.yomomma
// /Applications/YoMomma.app/main.js

Plugins.load( "UIKit" );
Plugins.load( "FileManager");

var LoadedList = new Array();
var subject="/alldis.txt";
if (FileManager.fileExists(Bundle.bundlePath + "/settings.txt")){
var load = new Data();
load.loadFromFile( Bundle.bundlePath + "/settings.txt");
subject=load.asString();
}
onLoad = function()
{
menu.popupAlertAnimated( true );
}


function LoadList(theList){
//load the list
var load = new Data();
load.loadFromFile( Bundle.bundlePath + theList);
var loadmsg = "";
var loadmsg = load.asString();
LoadedList = loadmsg.split("\n");

subject=theList;
//save what subjects selected
load.loadFromString(subject);
load.writeToFile(Bundle.bundlePath + "/settings.txt");
}

LoadList(subject);


function ShowSubjects(){
//get the subject number
var files = new Array("/alldis.txt", "/fat.txt", "/ugly.txt", "/stupid.txt", "/old.txt", "/poor.txt", "/like.txt", "/other.txt");
for( var x = 0, b = files.length; x<b; x++ )
{
if (files[x]==subject){
x=x+1;
break;
}
}
//select subject page and show it
if (x<5) {
subjects.setDefaultButton(x);
subjects.popupAlertAnimated( true );
}else{
page2.setDefaultButton(x-4);
page2.popupAlertAnimated( true );
}
}

function ShowLine(){
var dis = Math.floor(Math.random()*LoadedList.length)
if (LoadedList[dis] != "")
{
var number = dis + 1;
cover.text = "Dis " + number + ". " + LoadedList[dis];
}
}

var window = new UIWindow( UIHardware.fullScreenApplicationContentRect );
window.setHidden( false );
window.orderFront();
window.makeKey();
window.backgroundColor = [ 1 , 1 , 1 , 1 ];

var mainView = new UIView();
window.setContentView( mainView );

var menu = new UIAlertSheet("Yo Momma Dis Generator v0.2", ["Start" , "Exit" , "Subjects" ], 0);
menu.setAlertSheetStyle( 1 );
menu.setBodyText("INSTRUCTIONS:\nPress Start To Continue.... To Generate A New Dis Tap New Dis... \n\nCREDITS:\nKhaos139 - Developer \n\nOneFan - Base For App \n\nCopyright © 2008 Khaos139");
menu.onButtonClicked = function(button){
if (button == 1) menu.dismiss(true);
if (button == 2) terminate();
if (button == 3) ShowSubjects();
};

var help = new UIAlertSheet("Yo Momma v0.2 Help", [ ], 0);
help.setAlertSheetStyle( 4 );
help.setBodyText("Someone Dissin You? Need A Comeback? Tap The ''New Dis'' Button And Yo Momma Dis's Will Appear. If You Need A New Dis, Tap It Again!\n\n!!!!!!!TAP TO EXIT!!!!!!!\n\n\nCopyright © 2008 Khaos139");
help.onButtonClicked = function(button){
if (button == 1)
menu.dismiss(true);
if (button == 2)
terminate()
};

var bar = new UINavigationBar( [ 0 , 0 , window.bounds[ 2 ] , 48 ] );
bar.showButtonsWithLeftTitle( "New Dis" , "Subjects" );
mainView.addSubview( bar );

var itemOne = new UINavigationItem( "Yo Momma" );
bar.pushNavigationItem( itemOne );

var subjects = new UIAlertSheet("Subjects", ["All" , "Fat" , "Ugly" , "Stupid" , "Page 2" , "Cancel"], 0);
subjects.onButtonClicked = function(button)
{
switch(button){
case 1:
LoadList("/alldis.txt");
subjects.dismiss(true);
break;
case 2:
LoadList("/fat.txt");
subjects.dismiss(true);
break;
case 3:
LoadList("/ugly.txt");
subjects.dismiss(true);
break;
case 4:
LoadList("/stupid.txt");
subjects.dismiss(true);
break;
case 5:
page2.popupAlertAnimated( true );
subjects.dismiss(true);
break;
case 6:
subjects.dismiss(true);
break;
}
};

var page2 = new UIAlertSheet("Subjects", ["Old" , "Poor" , "Like" , "Other" , "Page 1" , "Cancel"], 0);
page2.onButtonClicked = function(button)
{
switch(button){
case 1:
LoadList("/old.txt");
page2.dismiss(true);
break;
case 2:
LoadList("/poor.txt");
page2.dismiss(true);
break;
case 3:
LoadList("/like.txt");
page2.dismiss(true);
break;
case 4:
LoadList("/other.txt");
page2.dismiss(true);
break;
case 5:
subjects.popupAlertAnimated( true );
page2.dismiss(true);
break;
case 6:
page2.dismiss(true);
break;
}
};


bar.onButtonClicked =
function( bar , theButton )
{
if ( theButton == 1 ) ShowLine();
if ( theButton == 0 ) ShowSubjects();
};


var cover = new UITextView( [ 0 , 48 , window.bounds[2] , 410 ] );
cover.color = [ 1 , 1 , 1 , 1 ];
cover.textSize = 20;
cover.backgroundColor = [0,0,0,1];
cover.textColor = [1,1,1,1];
cover.visibleRect = true;
cover.editable = false;
cover.onTap = ShowLine;
mainView.addSubview( cover );



var bar2 = new UINavigationBar( [ 0 , 415 , window.bounds[ 2 ] , 48 ] );
bar2.showButtonsWithLeftTitle("Exit", "Help")
bar2.onButtonClicked = function(bar,buttNo){
switch ( buttNo ) {
case 1:
terminate()
break;
default:
help.popupAlertAnimated( true );
}
}
mainView.addSubview ( bar2 );

OH.....and sorry for taking so long to reply, but i wanted to get this done and i had a bit to learn as i went along.

I used this today
came in handy :D

I used this today
came in handy :D

lol, i am close to final release

Final Will Be Released Tomorrow, Just Need A Few More Tweaks, Everything Else Is Done. Yo Momma FTW!

Final Will Be Released Tomorrow, Just Need A Few More Tweaks, Everything Else Is Done. Yo Momma FTW!

awesome!

awesome!

i released already, check it out